Form Your Party - Illustrious Embeddings

So you're a young lad or lady (or neither, I don't judge), and you've been just hit upside the head with a prophecy.

You're the chosen one...blah blah blah...defeat dark lord...blah blah blah...grave danger...help me obi w...blah blah blah...

You probably should have been listening, but you've got this concussion. I wasn't speaking metaphorically when I said you got hit by the prophecy. It was tied to a rock and blam, right to the old noggin.

DaBarbary

Hit the prophecy back! With a BIGGER ROCK

DaBardy

Seduce the prophecy? Sure, why not.